Making the pledges rake the lawn with a shovel. TFM.
Convincing her that your “deal-breaking” qualities aren’t really all that deal-breaking. TFM.
Wondering if you should take your final drunk since that’s the way you studied. TFM.
Vandalizing the GDI’s art building. TFM.
Being the only one streaking. TFM.
Misappropriation of funds, proper appropriation of fun. TFM.
The hardest part about finals being finding copies of them in the test bank. TFM.
Drunken arguments about who’s the most sober. TFM.