Otter getting out of trouble by bringing America into it. TFM.
Treating your professor like an old drinking buddy after not attending class for a long period of time. TFM.
Receding hairline, increasing income. TFM.
Telling your risk manager that his policies are unconstitutional. TFM.
The most overweight player on the team showing up in “the best shape of his life” for spring training. TFM.
“We’ve met.” TFM.
The 80’s. TFM.
Not doing laundry for a month in anticipation of a new pledge class. TFM.
Blaring profanity-ridden early ’90s rap music while placing your order at the drive thru. TFM.